Medications, M(oo)P(oo)s and whatever else sucks. July 28, 2008

Yeah, I worship Jiahui’s latest post. If you’re going to stereotype then why don’t we just list how much you share in common with other teachers. You ask us what’s so good about IP, I ask you what’s so bad about it. Yes you are one awesome Chinese teacher, but what did IP ever do to you?

I have five different medicines to take, 7 pills to devour. Life is good? At least my tastebuds are coming alive again : D. Missed one day of school, get to finish choir early tomorrow, and golf in two days time. Also got new pants. : D. <33333333. Life could be looking up.

NIGHTO : D

Everytime That We Meet, I Skip A Heart Beat. July 28, 2008

Lyrics from the Scouting For Girls song – Heartbeat : D.
It is damn pingpongpiangtothemax cute : D.

Today i played 46 with 4 clubs, which isn’t all that bad but really, i might’ve won something if i sank my putts which kind of disappointed me. If I’m lucky, it disappointed Greg too. (One of the loves of my life, haha, coachcoach Greg Anketell, kidding jeebs.) Anyway he’s got a new driver for me to try (something is wrong when my 5 wood goes further than my driver, but it’s lower lah..)

Ben won, if I got second i was hoping to switch the adidas bag for the TP reds (88.90) but I doubt Ben will give me the box lahhh. Was planning to multipy my stash of TP reds, now I have 3 (which i amazingly didn’t lose) and if I won i’d have 15. xzxzxzzzz.

Oh and I am fffffffffffffffingxz seeeek lah. Sicko sick sicky McSick Ho is my name : D. And blocked noses and sore throats are my game. That’s how I’m rising to fame, flu viruses are something I can’t tame. Jeebs. Sick to the max and JIAHUI, CHRISTINE, whoever else I’m watching Dark Knight with: I CAN’T GO OUT TOMORROW I’m not even going school. Extra to the max sick. To the max max max max max. I maxed out ‘max’ man. Yeah my vocabulary is THAT limited the best I can say is ‘to the max’. ;lkdjhadkjashdlkasj.

Life is a cloud that decides when to rain.

Impossible. July 22, 2008

There is NO WAY that my dad can LET LOOSE. Jebus I just had four tests IN ONE DAY, CONSECUTIVELY and y’know what he said? ‘You know ah, on weekdays you shouldn’t youtube youtube’ WELL HE SAYS THE SAME THINGS ON WEEKENDS, because weekends should be used for educating oneself outside of textbooks. Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Then I went all teenage-angst on him and went, ‘I just had FOUR tests today, I want to take a little break also cannot is it?’ ‘Well if you want to balance golf and studies –‘ ‘I just want to take ONE break’ Yes, I cut him off.

FYI I was watching living the dream. Each episode is only 5 minutes long, and I think there’s only 8 in total. Jebus, ONE BREAK. FOUR TESTS.

Doubt I’ll be able to head to Borders on Monday too, can only go to AMK hub to watch, which means I had to go to Paperchase on saturday unless there’s some way I can watch a two-and-a-half-hour long movie AND still head to town on MRT, get to Wheelock Place and take my time to choose stationary, doubt it, doubt it.

Life is crap and my dad just forgot.

NIGHTO!

Inclement Weather. July 19, 2008

Attention all golfers, due to inclement weather, play will be suspended until further notice.

Attention everyone, due to Mary Anne being incapable of playing decent golf, she is upset until further notice.

What the phlegmmango is 101. AGAIN!? Except this time I really FEEL like going for golf, it’s like oh wow, can’t wait to have ONE more thing to show that my golf training looks a lot like a waste of money. Damn. 39 putts eh. AND ITS NOT EVEN JUST MY PUTTING. I had 62 shots. BANINA LAHHHHH !”£$%^&*().

Mmm, went to look up Camillo Villegas/Adam Scott : D they’re both two of the three Top 10s who were born in the 1980s! EXTRA COOL : D And camillo villegas’ yoga position to read his putts is DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN PPPTTM COOL! :D

Tomorrow I HAVE TO play well okay, NO MATTER THE COST, I HAVE to play well, HAVE to break 90 just HAVE to. HAVE TO, HAVE TO, HAVE TO. Mary Anne, PUSH IT, you can do it, you know you can.

I can’t take not breaking 100 (let alone 90) anymore lah.

NIGHTO, (push everything everything EVERYTHING).

Running away. July 19, 2008

Damn, I will never be able to write touching 微型小说s. It’s impossible, FIRSTLY it will be EXCESSIVELY cheesey and second of all, I won’t even manage to squeeze a passable plot out of myself lah.

New blogheader in honour of the 3 awesome to the max people who gave me an awesome to the max funny birthday outing : D. LOVE LOVE LOVE going ROUND ROUND ROUND : D. And I made it film grain via Photoshop it is NOT because the camera sucks at focusing or anything.

And this is late but I forgot to mention, Wei En gave me a REALLY cute turtle soft-toy, Valerie and Cheryl gave me a really pretty bag and Meredith gave me a handphone holder haha. Anddddd the cookies i gave were a success! :D. Ben was going to order from me until I told him it was a Betty Crocker premix haha. W(U)H(G)OOPS. If you love JB watch their live chat, Joe Jonas makes fun of someone’s typing haha. : D.

RAWR, tomorrow’s Ladies Champs mary anne NEEDS to kickass for redemption, for greg! : D Waking up at 6, so that I can afford my usual dillydallying.

Okay, need sleep now.
NIGHTOS : D

Stop and Stare at the Sea of Smiles July 13, 2008

Mmmm, important things first? : D (or happy at least)

Gifts from ChRaChoo : D Chr(istine)Rach(el)Choo(JiaHui) : D
Oh so thoughtful Christine bought me a glass with pictures of Joe Jonas (and other inferior Disney stars) that says ‘You Should Be Working’, how appropriate :D. Very artistic Jiahui had a special brown-binded-book with pictures and wordies inside :D of course, with the cover designed by her and she gave a Mario T :D. Rachel hasn’t given her mysterygift yet :D.

And yes because I forgot in the last post, Lutton gave me a musical birthday card that plays a song, an MJ song. Sherlynn gave me a divination bottle :D Ask a question and it gives kind of yes-and-no answers like: ‘Very doubtful’ ‘Why not?’ ‘Most likely’. Stuff like that : D.

And on to dreary thoughts.
Ho Ching Ping Mary Anne just dampened her (and maybe Greg’s) hopes by playing a Fing 101. Really, I played the same as Min!? And last week I was shooting 39, 41, 42 (for one 9) I swear today everything just went wrong. Drives hooked (Got more greens than fairway!?), fairway shots were all Fing skanky, duffs and tops, bunker shots were pretty suckyyyy, needless to say chipping deteriorated from its already skanky state and as usual putting like the hole was in the opposite direction. Only good thing was wood shots, the ones I use the least, I do the best.

Hmmm, just stuck one of Joy’s schmiley stickers on my EZ-link face :D. Makes me feel better. Rawrrr.

Intending to make a new header image but need Christine/Jiahui to send me my birthday pictures :D. And joy too.

NIGHTO? the weekend is gone, time to embrace the week.

Give Thanks. July 7, 2008

Thankyou for being the most awesomest squad EVER in the HISTORY of awesome squads : D. Really, it’s THAT easy to fall in love with SEL juniors : D and ALL the presents were sweet and thoughtful EVEN Darryl Tan’s last minute box but it was especially funny (until I wanted to fall off my chair) when the text came, ‘What are you giving her ah? I haven buy anyth yet..’ HAHAHHAHAHA. OKAY.

DAMN love the shirts Ben & Weimin shared, DEFINITELY TO THE MAX LOVE the shoes that Esther, Grace and Melanie shared, DENNISON AND CHERYLL (dont need to say lah) I LOVE THAT HUGE DOG THAT NOW FIGHTS WITH ME FOR BEDSPACE : D, Chong’s teddy-in-a-tux is DAMN cute too : D, JOY EUGENE AND JEREMY THANKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FOR THE JOE JONAS POSTER : D I put the card AND the poster on the wall : D AND for cookie monster socks, monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and schmileyo stickers : D, And Jeremy, that’s SO the first time I got wine for my birthday and it tasted sweet lah : D (i like sweet wine). MMMMM, not forgetting kevin and thomas’ (i think) chopchops and merci hahaha : D DAMN CUTE LAH (thomas still refusing to give me a hug, HE’S 13 and SO SCHMALL AND CUTE (ooh paedophilic). HAHAHA AND DARRYL TAN’S CADBURY : D, last but not least EXTRA EXTRA loveable mehmeh from terence and cheryl, I TELL YOU THAT WAS SO CLEVER LAH, say I look like a sheep then my birthday time give me a sheep : D. I really don’t know how to say I love the squad properly : D.

AND, my dad gave me an ang pao and he couldnt be on my birthday :/ and my mum is buying me oakleys (FWOAH, she’s owing though, no time to go get), my sister and her boyfriend bought me SUCH A GORGEOUS WALLET GEEZ and my extra extra sweet brother bought me a red Nike shoe bag, awwww.

AND THE CHRISTINE-RACHEL-JIAHUI gang is supposed to pop up soon. Hmm.

Thank you so much for giving me friends and family I do nothing to deserve, really. Everything went awesome : D essssssspecially the Peet The Parents (PTP, pass the parcel) : D. And my newfound freedom :D. And greg sent the SWEETEST text because he and trent couldnt make it. I quote in his Oz accent ‘Well, ya hafta give me more notice than.. ONE DAY’. Damn adults are always so busy. Ah well, he’ll cramp up our style anyway : D.

MORNINGO, need to bathe before those three show up.

Lucky lucky. July 5, 2008

WHEE, partyyyyyyyy : D planning to force them to do crap. Should I do a pass the parcel? Esther thinks its gewd, cheryll ain’t replying. YEAH, my golf is really looking up : D and greg is one HELL of motivation lah : D HEEEEEE’S COMING TO MY PARTY? :D YAAAAAAAAAAAAY. hopefully, Greg and Trent there will make the party cool HAHA. whatever, thats not a good idea. TORTURE THEM WITH CHILDISH ANTICS.

JOY HAS JOINED ME IN LOVING SHANE GRAY (JOE JONAS!)

NIGHTO.
P/s: I have to go to school for ONE HOUR on youth day (MY BIRTHDAY) just because of item filming. DAMN.

Jelly Beans Are More My Taste. July 5, 2008

Weehee, I didn’t get scolded for the club, cool yo. :D

PARTY PARTY PARTY COMING SOON TO A MARY ANNE NEAR YOU! :D

And Ahem christine, I can recognise your voice on the phone and as much as i think it was OBVIOUS and hilarious, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

I really have done NOTHING to deserve these kinda friends lah :D shitxzxzxz, and really I think it’s so Belle-Weiyun-Sijia-Jiahui-Christine-Rachel thing to go and ‘surprise’ each other. And I’m UNOFFICIAL honorary bandit!

‘Eh, I’m going for section recess.’
Mary Anne, ‘Yeah I got section recess too!’
And Rachel believes me.

She is one gullible auntie, but she makes me laugh anyway so nevermind :D.

AHHHHHHHHH, SO EXCITED :D AHHHHHHHHHHHH. I really don’t deserve all the friends I get, but I’m so not going to push them away :D. Weeh my fannafannaboBANDa-people and GOLFFFFF people :D, I LOVE YOU AND IMMA APPRECCIATE YOUs SALOTS MORE NOW.

NIGHTO!

Waist-deep in Poop. July 2, 2008

Mostly going to get screwed, because
I LOSE MY:
Black, 52-degree, 8-degree bounce, Templar-shafted, Tour-preferred, Specialised, Sandwedge.

SCREW ME. Raaah. Dad is going to scold me til the cows come home and they never will. Ben and joy thinks I should go tell ASAP. And I’m scared of my dad’s scolding lah buttt.. I BROKE 40 TODAY :D. without the club plus the club was a lucky draw gift so they shouldn’t be so mad, but yes I UNDERSTAND it costs money to replace and I have grown attached to that club.

I PLAYED 39! O: Ohyeah, which means I have the potential to play 78! AAAAH. kickass, kickass. Right tingxie in one day PLUS time. See youuu. NIGHTO!